This post has been delayed for 1 day... However its finally here !
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(This happens between 8am - 12noon)
Sean: Can we go for lunch now? Ms Koo: Yes u may but come back in 30 minutes Sean: ok ( sean proceeded to SIM fer a yummy lunch and almost could not finish the Big bag of fries and nuggets )
(This happens between 1pm - 3pm)
Sean: can i go now? my time is up.. Mrs Wang: Hao ni ke yi zou le.. Sean: Xie Xie ( sean left the library and proceeded to the bus stop)
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Suddenly .. "ring ring ring ring"
Sean: Yo ? whos this? Yan Ying: time changed liao, 3:45 can? Sean: Ok..
Sean hangs up the fone and runs swiftly to the bustop and finally the bus 67 arrives and He races up on it, he scans his surroundings for any suspicious articles or people, if so he needs to report to the police... He finds nothing worth his while and grabs a seat... he turns on his mp3 and listens to wonderful songs at volume 17...
Thereafter... alot of ppl enter the bus ... sean sees a person and fell asleep cuz it was too boring... In a flash, sean arrives at the interchange and chiongs bak home to change into outdoor clothes and locks the door and says hello to the security guard and goes to lot 1..
( this happens between 3:40pm - 3:50pm)
the first person he saw was Boqing... holding his cool w910I chaker fone.. and shaking it around....
Sean: wa ur fone so pro... but color nt veri nice Boqing: screw u... Yanying oso got this fone but black one... its fer b*tc*es Sean: LOL
( this happens between 3:50pm to 4pm)
Sean enters 7 11 and bought a drink off he goes back
( this happens between 4pm to 4:01 pm)
Sean: hello Zisong + BQ+YY : hello..
WOW so many ppl turned up (4)
all of us had nth to do so we went round lot 1 and crapping....... blahblahblah
we then went downstairs and SAW LEEFY
then they devised a plan...
I din realli hear as i was skating about lot 1.. Then the usual strangling os Zisong by bq.. Then i said Sean: A little bit waste time, call him leh..
i nt sure what happened but soon..
the plan was put into action..
I patrolled about the mrt myself .. w8ting fer the suspect to arrive... The other ppl a little slack and go to the pasar malam... YY wanted bq to buy her a bag.. if i am nt wrong..
Then i nvr saw the suspect arriving.. however... there was a turn of events...
We went to macdonalds becus i was sick and tired of w8ting .. guess who i saw
THE SUSPECT...
I went over there and and pretended nt to see him.. nt to arouse any attention.. then i heard a familiar voice... ( i expected to hear it)
SUSPECT: SEAN! SEAN! SEAN: eh why u here ah? here lot 1 leh SUSPECT: HAHA i meeting someone... SEAN: oh.. i over here buying some stuff... i stay opposite oni.. SUSPECT: oh ok
Then yanying came and kept woking around me.. i pretended i dunno her... and then she went up to the suspect and said
Yanying: U meeting some1 ah? SUSPECT: ya Yanying: twitter ah? SUSPECT: how u noe? ?? ( YY turns and runs out) SUSPECT: OEH OI OI OI OI OI OI OI
Then i said
SEAN: whos tt? SUSPECT: i dunno leh shld be twitter SEAN: oh ok nvm i go liao bb
i proceeded to old chang kee and bought pineapple pie and came bak..
i called bq and said sth but i 4got what i said...
BOqing and zisong were humji.. because the suspect had a body guard who i suppose is around 17-20 eyars old with dyed hair
They hummmmed out and hidedddd at bosinni...
Then the suspect came out and i said SHHSHHSHHS
However they nvr SHHHHHH
then i tink the suspect threw powerful paper balls cr8ted ferm nowhere at them
OUCHOUCH OUCH
then the suspect found out and the bodyguard laughed.. i could hav taken a video fer singapore funniest home videos but i 4got... siannnnzzzz
Then they laughed and laughed and laughed... Suspect was [found not guilty] lil angry(tink so) and went off with bodygurad
AGENT SEAN Escaped scott free ( THE JOLIN AGENT SOGN PLAYS....)
However... his fellow mates.. YY and bq and zisong chased the agent bak to his house ... the security guards didnt care and sean ran till no more breath .. they begged sean to go let em go his house.. but sean said .. maybe next time...
Ma Yoo Hee is the executive of an advertising company. She would never be caught dead wearing make-up and only ever wears black. Her hairstyle and glasses are severe, her only enjoyment in life appears to be the times when she's critizising everything and anyone. All of her employees and co-workers fear her and she is constantly talked about when she's not around. Her stern and harsh nature has earned her the nickname 'witch' When it comes to romance she is hopeless. No matter how many blind dates she has, not one has ever led to a second. The reason for this is her negativity and her inability to loosen up and express herself. She however is completely oblivious of her faults and cannot comprehend why she is so bad when it comes to love.
Choi Mu-Ryong is an aspiring chef with a passion for French cuisine. He has an innate ability when it comes to taste and perfection. Every piece of food and every plate he prepares must be perfect. However this tends to get him into a lot of trouble as when working in a kitchen every moment counts and there is not possibly enough time to take so much care in preparation and decoration of meals. His criticism of a head chefs cooking causes him to lose his job. His parents have never really approved of his aspirations and dreams to be a famous chef and insist he return to medical school. He decides to enroll back into medical school but changes his mind at the last minute and decides not to.
Mu-Ryong discusses everything with his best friend and ends up going on a blind date to pretend to be someone else who backed out at the last minute. He declines at first since he already has a girlfriend, but his friend offers him money, and warns him however that the woman he will be meeting is rather different.
The woman he meets is Yoo Hee, and while under normal circumstances she would be rude, brash and boring, she tries to be nice and happy in an attempt to succeed on the date. However, her pretending is not very convincing and Mu-Ryong figures that it would be a matter of time before she loses it. The date ends when Mu-Ryong falls asleep for a moment, resulting in Yoo Hee throwing a glass of water at his face and calling him rude. He retorts back to her also, telling her to take care of her appearance the next time she goes on a blind date. The two then leave on bad terms.
While delivering food from his father's Chinese restaurant, Mu-Ryong becomes involved in a car accident, coincidentally with Yoo Hee. They exchange insurance information and Yoo Hee learns that he lied to her on their date, realizing that his name is different, he is a year younger than her, and that he met her only as a favor to a friend.
Yoo Hee demands the money for the damage to her car to be paid within a week. However, Mu-Ryong doesn't have any money, and yet Yoo Hee is unwilling to compromise with him. He decides to use his school tuition, which was given to him by his parents, to pay for her car. However, he loses the money after being mugged on the way to pay her.
Mu-Ryong tells Yoo Hee he doesn't have the money but is willing to work it off, no matter how long it takes or what he must do for her to pay her back. Yoo Hee decides that Mu-Ryong could repay her by working as her house keeper, since she continuously looses her previous keepers.
Meanwhile, Mu-Ryongs girlfriend Seung Mi, who works at her father's restaurant, is expecting a new head chef: Johnny Kruger, a world renowned chef, who also happens to be Mu-Ryong's idol and an acquaintance of Yoo Hee as well.
Read other blogs to find out.. no time to write... can oni say tt they chased me till the swimming pool at my house... zzzz lucky they nvr go my house.. maybe next time k? ^^
[Instrumental. Stan exits his house and heads towards town. He scoops up some snow and tosses it in the air, then dances as it falls on him. As he passes by TELE'S, various episodes of Terrance and Phillip play on the televisions behind the window. Then he runs into a man carrying a box full of stuff, then moves on]
Stan:
[relaxed] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown! Just A- nother Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
[brisk] The sun is shining and the grass is green Under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say "hello,"
Townsman:
Get out of my way!
Stan:
Even though the temperature's low. It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town.
[Stan crosses the street and reaches Tom's Rhinoplasty, where his mom, Sharon, works as the receptionist. Sharon sees him, and he soon shows her a movie ad]
Sharon:
Well, good morning, Stan!
Stan:
Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon:
A movie?
Stan:
Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever. It's a foreign film, from Canada.
Sharon:
All right, here you go. But be back for supper!
Stan:
Thanks, mom!
[He leaves and walks brightly down the street. She watches him until he reaches Kenny's house, then returns to work]
Sharon:
Oh, what a picture-perfect child! Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild. He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown.
What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure. And a mind so open and pure. Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
[Kenny's house. Stan walk up and knocks]
Stan:
Dude! Dude, wake up! [Kenny rises and gets dressed] Kenny, come on!
Kenny:
[tightens his hood] (Coming!)
Stan:
Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?
Kenny:
(Yeah, dude. Come on, let's go.) [they walk away…]
Mrs. McCormick:
[appearing at the door] Where do you think YOU're going?
Kenny:
(To the Terrance and Phillip movie.)
Mrs. McCormick:
You can't! You have to go to church!
Kenny:
(But Mom, I wanna see this movie!)
Mrs. McCormick:
Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, YOU CAN ANSWER TO SATAN!
Kenny:
(…Okay!)
[Stan and Kenny walk away and step over a homeless man on the street. They pass the church they should have gone into for Sunday services]
Stan:
You can see your breath hanging in the air. You see homeless people, but you just don't care. It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Kenny:
(Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day And that I'm glad I can say)
Stan:
That's right! It's Sunday morning [with church choir] in our quiet little white-bread redneck mountain town!
[Kyle plays with Ike outside the house]
Ike:
Bah bah bababah!
Kyle:
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike:
Don't kick the baby.
Kyle:
Kick the baby. [kicks Ike through the window, and Ike squeals with delight]
Sheila:
Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Baaad baby!
[Stan and Kenny reach Kyle's house]
Stan:
Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!
Kyle:
Oh my God, dude! [begins to walk away with Stan and Kenny]
Sheila:
Kyle, where are you going?!
Kyle:
Uuh. We're going ice-skating.
Sheila:
Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle:
Aw, ma. He's not even my real brother. He's adopted.
Sheila:
Do as I say, Kyle!!
Kyle:
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
[The boys leave, and Sheila goes back in and begins to sing. Near the end of her part she dances across the living room and ends with a high kick as Gerald reads the morning paper.]
Sheila:
Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down. The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshuggeneh qui- et moun- tain town! [Ike flies through the other window] Ike! Bad baby! [he hops out and away]
Ike:
Tay for a bah.
[Cartman watches TV and munches on Cheesy Poofs]
Announcer:
This program is brought to you by Snacky S'mores, the creamy fun of s'mores in a delightful cookie crunch. [the doorbell rings]
Cartman:
Mom, somebody's at the door!
Liane:
Coming, hon. [passes by in front of him]
Cartman:
Ey! I can't see the TV!
Reporter:
It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane:
Oh, look, Eric. It's your little friends. [the boys enter]
Ike:
Torry mayam!
Cartman:
What are you guys doing here?! [they show him the movie ad] Oh. Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!!
[All five boys now head for the theater]
The boys:
[regal, quickening] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, 'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete, [slowing] 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.
Cartman:
Super sweet!
The boys:
Thank God we live in a quiet little redneck podunk white-trash
1stly... it seems like every1 is extremely under the weather.. hmm.. If u nid to confide in aniting.. just tell me.. dun 4get... i am ur best fren XD..
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on my 1st day, i went to KL.. Stayed at this hotel called CaPITOL Hotel.. Theres a convenience stall downstairs and a stall which sells nice food..
Like this :
I almost laughed when i saw what the convenience stall sold... Condoms... especially when the brand was SHOOOT. 3 Os and the label at the bottom wrote : " JUST COME "..
Its like ERpz..
Then my dad had this new tatoo.. sadly i dun hav the foto.. but its quite big i must say..
the other days i went to Genting.. As usual...
We mostly stayed in the hotel room watching tv... 24 hours of cartoon...
And i had this most porno dream of my life... cant be told... aniwaes
Woot Today Is deepavali. Happi Deepavali To all. Especially Tee Zhuo !!!
Visited the Ancient Civilisations Musuem : Here are some Pictures i took, but there was an area which u had to surrender your fone so i couldnt get any fotos of tt area zzz.
Yea it was quite boring anyway..... Admission charges damn high. but today open house so free !!!
Then my parents bring me go eat lunch and we passed by this Sex shop LOL.. Alot of ppl inside wor hmmm TSST.
First Off I will start By cursing and swearing and defaming:
I really Freaking Hate You, http://antivirgear.com/. You Suck!
You Wasted my whole goddamn day searching fer antiviruses to get u off. Your company is scam and you are out to cheat people into parting with their money just to buy ur goddamned product, which doesnt do anything but cr8 fake warnings to scare ppl into further upgrading ur goddamned product. I despise your freaking company and to any of the no brained managers or employees of this Noobshit Company, YOU SUCK. That godamn taskbar popup is extremely irritating and i dun see how fun or exciting it is to scam innocent ppl.
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Finally i Managed to get rid of this crap. For this i must thank http://antivirgear.org/ for bringing me to my senses and shedding some light about tt "technogically advanced Most Up too date Antivirus" . YEA rite, My foot!
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WAYS OF REMOVAL OF ANTIVIR GEAR: (adapted from http://antivirgear.org/)
AntiVirGear claims to be an antispyware program. In reality, it's a mailcious program intended to fool users into purchasing a fake product. AntiVirGear does this with cleverly crafted false warning messages that appear to be legitimate Windows alert messages. Exact verbage of these message varies but usually is something like "Your computer has been infected...". These pop-ups are generated by a Trojan horse program, which usually infects the PC when the user downloads an infected audio or video codec from an unethical site.
An example AntiVirGear screen:
An example AntiVirGear false alert:
If You think you have this sort of problems, i would recommend:
As I ve always said, Comedy Central Rox. South Park and other comedies.. HAHA heres another one tt i like. He's a ventriloquist . __________________________________________________________
Well, Today was quite a boring day. I woke up early and ate breakfast. Got nothing much to do so i watched Shrek The Third. Quite Hilarious, especially Pinocchio, who doesnt wan to risk himself making his nose grow longer, and say a lie, forces himself to say stuff in negativity (e.g. I do not realli not think that the not very ugly Shrek has not gone to the not veri near but far away land of the extremely beautiful land partially to a certain extent) I did not realli understand what Pinocchio said but I think that that was waht he wanted us to do, which was Not to understand. Yea In the end it was still happily ever after. The End
Nothing much happened today worz. Most likely for all of these days i shall be dotaing and chatting and sp-ing.. not much to do.. Can any1 suggest something fer me to post. i have run out of ideas
This post has been delayed for 1 day... However its finally here !
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(This happens between 8am - 12noon)
Sean: Can we go for lunch now? Ms Koo: Yes u may but come back in 30 minutes Sean: ok ( sean proceeded to SIM fer a yummy lunch and almost could not finish the Big bag of fries and nuggets )
(This happens between 1pm - 3pm)
Sean: can i go now? my time is up.. Mrs Wang: Hao ni ke yi zou le.. Sean: Xie Xie ( sean left the library and proceeded to the bus stop)
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Suddenly .. "ring ring ring ring"
Sean: Yo ? whos this? Yan Ying: time changed liao, 3:45 can? Sean: Ok..
Sean hangs up the fone and runs swiftly to the bustop and finally the bus 67 arrives and He races up on it, he scans his surroundings for any suspicious articles or people, if so he needs to report to the police... He finds nothing worth his while and grabs a seat... he turns on his mp3 and listens to wonderful songs at volume 17...
Thereafter... alot of ppl enter the bus ... sean sees a person and fell asleep cuz it was too boring... In a flash, sean arrives at the interchange and chiongs bak home to change into outdoor clothes and locks the door and says hello to the security guard and goes to lot 1..
( this happens between 3:40pm - 3:50pm)
the first person he saw was Boqing... holding his cool w910I chaker fone.. and shaking it around....
Sean: wa ur fone so pro... but color nt veri nice Boqing: screw u... Yanying oso got this fone but black one... its fer b*tc*es Sean: LOL
( this happens between 3:50pm to 4pm)
Sean enters 7 11 and bought a drink off he goes back
( this happens between 4pm to 4:01 pm)
Sean: hello Zisong + BQ+YY : hello..
WOW so many ppl turned up (4)
all of us had nth to do so we went round lot 1 and crapping....... blahblahblah
we then went downstairs and SAW LEEFY
then they devised a plan...
I din realli hear as i was skating about lot 1.. Then the usual strangling os Zisong by bq.. Then i said Sean: A little bit waste time, call him leh..
i nt sure what happened but soon..
the plan was put into action..
I patrolled about the mrt myself .. w8ting fer the suspect to arrive... The other ppl a little slack and go to the pasar malam... YY wanted bq to buy her a bag.. if i am nt wrong..
Then i nvr saw the suspect arriving.. however... there was a turn of events...
We went to macdonalds becus i was sick and tired of w8ting .. guess who i saw
THE SUSPECT...
I went over there and and pretended nt to see him.. nt to arouse any attention.. then i heard a familiar voice... ( i expected to hear it)
SUSPECT: SEAN! SEAN! SEAN: eh why u here ah? here lot 1 leh SUSPECT: HAHA i meeting someone... SEAN: oh.. i over here buying some stuff... i stay opposite oni.. SUSPECT: oh ok
Then yanying came and kept woking around me.. i pretended i dunno her... and then she went up to the suspect and said
Yanying: U meeting some1 ah? SUSPECT: ya Yanying: twitter ah? SUSPECT: how u noe? ?? ( YY turns and runs out) SUSPECT: OEH OI OI OI OI OI OI OI
Then i said
SEAN: whos tt? SUSPECT: i dunno leh shld be twitter SEAN: oh ok nvm i go liao bb
i proceeded to old chang kee and bought pineapple pie and came bak..
i called bq and said sth but i 4got what i said...
BOqing and zisong were humji.. because the suspect had a body guard who i suppose is around 17-20 eyars old with dyed hair
They hummmmed out and hidedddd at bosinni...
Then the suspect came out and i said SHHSHHSHHS
However they nvr SHHHHHH
then i tink the suspect threw powerful paper balls cr8ted ferm nowhere at them
OUCHOUCH OUCH
then the suspect found out and the bodyguard laughed.. i could hav taken a video fer singapore funniest home videos but i 4got... siannnnzzzz
Then they laughed and laughed and laughed... Suspect was [found not guilty] lil angry(tink so) and went off with bodygurad
AGENT SEAN Escaped scott free ( THE JOLIN AGENT SOGN PLAYS....)
However... his fellow mates.. YY and bq and zisong chased the agent bak to his house ... the security guards didnt care and sean ran till no more breath .. they begged sean to go let em go his house.. but sean said .. maybe next time...
Ma Yoo Hee is the executive of an advertising company. She would never be caught dead wearing make-up and only ever wears black. Her hairstyle and glasses are severe, her only enjoyment in life appears to be the times when she's critizising everything and anyone. All of her employees and co-workers fear her and she is constantly talked about when she's not around. Her stern and harsh nature has earned her the nickname 'witch' When it comes to romance she is hopeless. No matter how many blind dates she has, not one has ever led to a second. The reason for this is her negativity and her inability to loosen up and express herself. She however is completely oblivious of her faults and cannot comprehend why she is so bad when it comes to love.
Choi Mu-Ryong is an aspiring chef with a passion for French cuisine. He has an innate ability when it comes to taste and perfection. Every piece of food and every plate he prepares must be perfect. However this tends to get him into a lot of trouble as when working in a kitchen every moment counts and there is not possibly enough time to take so much care in preparation and decoration of meals. His criticism of a head chefs cooking causes him to lose his job. His parents have never really approved of his aspirations and dreams to be a famous chef and insist he return to medical school. He decides to enroll back into medical school but changes his mind at the last minute and decides not to.
Mu-Ryong discusses everything with his best friend and ends up going on a blind date to pretend to be someone else who backed out at the last minute. He declines at first since he already has a girlfriend, but his friend offers him money, and warns him however that the woman he will be meeting is rather different.
The woman he meets is Yoo Hee, and while under normal circumstances she would be rude, brash and boring, she tries to be nice and happy in an attempt to succeed on the date. However, her pretending is not very convincing and Mu-Ryong figures that it would be a matter of time before she loses it. The date ends when Mu-Ryong falls asleep for a moment, resulting in Yoo Hee throwing a glass of water at his face and calling him rude. He retorts back to her also, telling her to take care of her appearance the next time she goes on a blind date. The two then leave on bad terms.
While delivering food from his father's Chinese restaurant, Mu-Ryong becomes involved in a car accident, coincidentally with Yoo Hee. They exchange insurance information and Yoo Hee learns that he lied to her on their date, realizing that his name is different, he is a year younger than her, and that he met her only as a favor to a friend.
Yoo Hee demands the money for the damage to her car to be paid within a week. However, Mu-Ryong doesn't have any money, and yet Yoo Hee is unwilling to compromise with him. He decides to use his school tuition, which was given to him by his parents, to pay for her car. However, he loses the money after being mugged on the way to pay her.
Mu-Ryong tells Yoo Hee he doesn't have the money but is willing to work it off, no matter how long it takes or what he must do for her to pay her back. Yoo Hee decides that Mu-Ryong could repay her by working as her house keeper, since she continuously looses her previous keepers.
Meanwhile, Mu-Ryongs girlfriend Seung Mi, who works at her father's restaurant, is expecting a new head chef: Johnny Kruger, a world renowned chef, who also happens to be Mu-Ryong's idol and an acquaintance of Yoo Hee as well.
Read other blogs to find out.. no time to write... can oni say tt they chased me till the swimming pool at my house... zzzz lucky they nvr go my house.. maybe next time k? ^^
[Instrumental. Stan exits his house and heads towards town. He scoops up some snow and tosses it in the air, then dances as it falls on him. As he passes by TELE'S, various episodes of Terrance and Phillip play on the televisions behind the window. Then he runs into a man carrying a box full of stuff, then moves on]
Stan:
[relaxed] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown! Just A- nother Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
[brisk] The sun is shining and the grass is green Under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say "hello,"
Townsman:
Get out of my way!
Stan:
Even though the temperature's low. It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town.
[Stan crosses the street and reaches Tom's Rhinoplasty, where his mom, Sharon, works as the receptionist. Sharon sees him, and he soon shows her a movie ad]
Sharon:
Well, good morning, Stan!
Stan:
Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon:
A movie?
Stan:
Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever. It's a foreign film, from Canada.
Sharon:
All right, here you go. But be back for supper!
Stan:
Thanks, mom!
[He leaves and walks brightly down the street. She watches him until he reaches Kenny's house, then returns to work]
Sharon:
Oh, what a picture-perfect child! Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild. He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown.
What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure. And a mind so open and pure. Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
[Kenny's house. Stan walk up and knocks]
Stan:
Dude! Dude, wake up! [Kenny rises and gets dressed] Kenny, come on!
Kenny:
[tightens his hood] (Coming!)
Stan:
Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?
Kenny:
(Yeah, dude. Come on, let's go.) [they walk away…]
Mrs. McCormick:
[appearing at the door] Where do you think YOU're going?
Kenny:
(To the Terrance and Phillip movie.)
Mrs. McCormick:
You can't! You have to go to church!
Kenny:
(But Mom, I wanna see this movie!)
Mrs. McCormick:
Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, YOU CAN ANSWER TO SATAN!
Kenny:
(…Okay!)
[Stan and Kenny walk away and step over a homeless man on the street. They pass the church they should have gone into for Sunday services]
Stan:
You can see your breath hanging in the air. You see homeless people, but you just don't care. It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Kenny:
(Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day And that I'm glad I can say)
Stan:
That's right! It's Sunday morning [with church choir] in our quiet little white-bread redneck mountain town!
[Kyle plays with Ike outside the house]
Ike:
Bah bah bababah!
Kyle:
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike:
Don't kick the baby.
Kyle:
Kick the baby. [kicks Ike through the window, and Ike squeals with delight]
Sheila:
Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Baaad baby!
[Stan and Kenny reach Kyle's house]
Stan:
Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!
Kyle:
Oh my God, dude! [begins to walk away with Stan and Kenny]
Sheila:
Kyle, where are you going?!
Kyle:
Uuh. We're going ice-skating.
Sheila:
Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle:
Aw, ma. He's not even my real brother. He's adopted.
Sheila:
Do as I say, Kyle!!
Kyle:
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
[The boys leave, and Sheila goes back in and begins to sing. Near the end of her part she dances across the living room and ends with a high kick as Gerald reads the morning paper.]
Sheila:
Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down. The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshuggeneh qui- et moun- tain town! [Ike flies through the other window] Ike! Bad baby! [he hops out and away]
Ike:
Tay for a bah.
[Cartman watches TV and munches on Cheesy Poofs]
Announcer:
This program is brought to you by Snacky S'mores, the creamy fun of s'mores in a delightful cookie crunch. [the doorbell rings]
Cartman:
Mom, somebody's at the door!
Liane:
Coming, hon. [passes by in front of him]
Cartman:
Ey! I can't see the TV!
Reporter:
It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane:
Oh, look, Eric. It's your little friends. [the boys enter]
Ike:
Torry mayam!
Cartman:
What are you guys doing here?! [they show him the movie ad] Oh. Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!!
[All five boys now head for the theater]
The boys:
[regal, quickening] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, 'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete, [slowing] 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.
Cartman:
Super sweet!
The boys:
Thank God we live in a quiet little redneck podunk white-trash
1stly... it seems like every1 is extremely under the weather.. hmm.. If u nid to confide in aniting.. just tell me.. dun 4get... i am ur best fren XD..
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on my 1st day, i went to KL.. Stayed at this hotel called CaPITOL Hotel.. Theres a convenience stall downstairs and a stall which sells nice food..
Like this :
I almost laughed when i saw what the convenience stall sold... Condoms... especially when the brand was SHOOOT. 3 Os and the label at the bottom wrote : " JUST COME "..
Its like ERpz..
Then my dad had this new tatoo.. sadly i dun hav the foto.. but its quite big i must say..
the other days i went to Genting.. As usual...
We mostly stayed in the hotel room watching tv... 24 hours of cartoon...
And i had this most porno dream of my life... cant be told... aniwaes
Woot Today Is deepavali. Happi Deepavali To all. Especially Tee Zhuo !!!
Visited the Ancient Civilisations Musuem : Here are some Pictures i took, but there was an area which u had to surrender your fone so i couldnt get any fotos of tt area zzz.
Yea it was quite boring anyway..... Admission charges damn high. but today open house so free !!!
Then my parents bring me go eat lunch and we passed by this Sex shop LOL.. Alot of ppl inside wor hmmm TSST.
First Off I will start By cursing and swearing and defaming:
I really Freaking Hate You, http://antivirgear.com/. You Suck!
You Wasted my whole goddamn day searching fer antiviruses to get u off. Your company is scam and you are out to cheat people into parting with their money just to buy ur goddamned product, which doesnt do anything but cr8 fake warnings to scare ppl into further upgrading ur goddamned product. I despise your freaking company and to any of the no brained managers or employees of this Noobshit Company, YOU SUCK. That godamn taskbar popup is extremely irritating and i dun see how fun or exciting it is to scam innocent ppl.
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Finally i Managed to get rid of this crap. For this i must thank http://antivirgear.org/ for bringing me to my senses and shedding some light about tt "technogically advanced Most Up too date Antivirus" . YEA rite, My foot!
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WAYS OF REMOVAL OF ANTIVIR GEAR: (adapted from http://antivirgear.org/)
AntiVirGear claims to be an antispyware program. In reality, it's a mailcious program intended to fool users into purchasing a fake product. AntiVirGear does this with cleverly crafted false warning messages that appear to be legitimate Windows alert messages. Exact verbage of these message varies but usually is something like "Your computer has been infected...". These pop-ups are generated by a Trojan horse program, which usually infects the PC when the user downloads an infected audio or video codec from an unethical site.
An example AntiVirGear screen:
An example AntiVirGear false alert:
If You think you have this sort of problems, i would recommend:
As I ve always said, Comedy Central Rox. South Park and other comedies.. HAHA heres another one tt i like. He's a ventriloquist . __________________________________________________________
Well, Today was quite a boring day. I woke up early and ate breakfast. Got nothing much to do so i watched Shrek The Third. Quite Hilarious, especially Pinocchio, who doesnt wan to risk himself making his nose grow longer, and say a lie, forces himself to say stuff in negativity (e.g. I do not realli not think that the not very ugly Shrek has not gone to the not veri near but far away land of the extremely beautiful land partially to a certain extent) I did not realli understand what Pinocchio said but I think that that was waht he wanted us to do, which was Not to understand. Yea In the end it was still happily ever after. The End
Nothing much happened today worz. Most likely for all of these days i shall be dotaing and chatting and sp-ing.. not much to do.. Can any1 suggest something fer me to post. i have run out of ideas
